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50 million rendered polygons vs one spicy 4.2MB boi (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by seaQueue@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

4.2 megs on one line? Vim probably can handle it fine, although syntax won't be highlighted past a certain point

[–] bjornsno@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've accidentally opened enormous single line json files more than once. Could be lsp config or treesitter or any number of things but trying to do any operations after opening such a file is not a good time.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, very well may be. LSPs always slow down opening big files, so I usually inspect those with an empty/different config

[–] BaldProphet@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Technically every JSON file is a single line, with line break characters here and there