Samsung is kinda okay as long as you get something like shizuku and use that to enable root management of all of their utter bullshit. Rooting makes them better but then you have to deal with updating the fucking thing by hand using Odin and a laptop, and God help you if you don't do it perfectly because it'll end up needing to be entirely wiped.
I'm still breathing, keep going
We're speed running our dystopia
Well, yeah, they always do. Republican admins always leave the economy in the shitter and saddle the nation up with debt so that the incoming Democratic admin has to spend all of their time bringing the economy back up to speed rather than implementing effective reform.
Oh hey, it's a country full of brown skinned folks who have oil and a govt that's not already under US capital control. Who could have possibly seen this coming?
When US reactionaries get a look at those "Patria, socialismo o muerte" signs they're going to start foaming at the mouth
Uhhh, so much for the free market Republicans spent decades championing
Well I know where I'm not watching it 🦜🏴☠️
Here, I fixed it:
I should have fed it through the compressor a few more times
Edit:
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Every 2-3 years some fresh exec at Google looks at the iPad market and nurses a semi at the thought of their bonus for eating some of Apple's lunch. Surprisingly it turns out that you can't just invent an iPad competitor from scratch in 6-9mo and have it be actually good, who could have guessed. Then it's time to throw the entire product line out until the next guy comes along and does the same fucking thing.