A guy shoving a beer bottle up his ass is one of the things that precipitated the collapse of Yugoslavia
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2025
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No one talking about the fact that the label says "Cream Blindness"??
at least the sharp edges of the bottle cap could dig in and therefore function as a sort of a base
Apparently I'm that guy, but I definitely think it would just tear about 20 neat little grooves in one's rectum, and not do jack shit to prevent it being "lost"
Well too bad now I am definitely thinking about it.
that's brill! You can easily have WARM JAPANESE BEER.
What could possibly be better...
Instructions unclear, now my ass is stuck in the beach.
Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?
It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)
People who live near the beach you're trying to drink on. Nothing says "I dont respect nature or your home" better than bringing a bunch of disposable beer bottles that you will statistically probably leave in the sand or throw into the ocean as soon as youre done with them. This is probably more a rant about overtourism than it is about beer bottles, but seeing a bottle thats designed to bring to the beach made my blood boil.
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Newsflash! Every beer bottle can be put in sand quite easily already.
Without a base, without a trace.
Hollow and made of glass? Don’t shove it in your ass.
Probably the only bottle you can use for sex is a champagne bottle. Since those don’t break as easily.
I wonder... What if you removed the wires holding the cork, inserted said cork end of the bottle, and shook the bottle mercilessly. How would the ER get to the cork from that far up?
I'm sure they can extract it from your chest cavity during your autopsy.
as easily
Holy cow, this is great. Thank you. I will be stealing this handy little phrase.
I can't take credit for the phrase. On the podcast Jordan Jesse Go with Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorne, they celebrate Anal August. It's a month where they celebrate anal toy safety.
I'll have to check it out. Thank you for sharing :^)
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