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submitted 8 months ago by booty@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

Well--

"There ain't no covid no more--there never was no covid!"

It protects me from a wide variety of things.

"What, you believe in aliens too?"

Sure, why not?


An actual conversation I had with a trucker the other day.

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[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"i have a deadly contagious disease"

"so i can blow you kisses in private"

"cuz it looks cool"

"i like to pretend im a doctor"

"to agitate fools"

"im actually french"

"so i dont blow your wife's pussy smell all over the room"

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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