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[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago

Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 99 points 2 months ago

Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They're goddamn professionals.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

But then it's not your cum anymore

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

They're very thorough.

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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