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It looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer • The Register (www.theregister.com)
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[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Phase 1: Fuck around

Phase 2: Find out

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 54 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Phase 3: Say you've changed to earn some good will

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[–] hume_lemmy@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"We just love our customers so much, it makes us crazy sometimes..."

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

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