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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Itte@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Then?

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Okay they kicked in. What next?

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 months ago

If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 3 points 2 months ago

Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.

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