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[-] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine hitting a dent in that bulge. Metal doesn't dent back out, I'll be a struggle to walk or strip your armor while it is crushed the entire time.

It is today's equivalent to catching it between your zipper.

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 46 points 2 months ago

Easy. Just get an erection to force the metal back out.

I can't wait to find this comment in my history after having forgotten the context.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 20 points 2 months ago

Or to see it as Google's "AI Overview" recommendation for knights and armorers.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

…and now all I can think about is Warren, from There’s Something About Mary, chasing an armored knight Ted around yelling, “BANGERS & MASH!!! BANGERS AND MASH!”

[-] Peter1986C@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

Cod pieces are like toques. There is no flesh in there.

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