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I hate JavaScript so much (lemm.ee)

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[–] tool@r.rosettast0ned.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate Node and NPM so much that I have a physical reaction to just seeing the words now.

I already disliked Node & NPM quite a bit, but the hatred and disgust got to the point it is now after having to write a CI/CD pipeline in Groovy/Jenkins for a Node site that that our devs were building. I had to automate the build/deployment of Satan's favorite framework in Satan's favorite language. I came pretty close to quitting.

It's out the door now, but I'm in the middle of reimplementing the pipeline in Github Actions so I don't drink myself to death when they come knocking to do it again.