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They're not even doing refunds or recalls, they're just giving people 2 free months of the subscription and telling them to only charge the device and the hotswap add-on batteries with the home charger.

This piece of shit has a 4 hour standby time if you're not using the case to recharge the batteries. Literally unusable.

peppino-ha techbros owned.

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Currently, the company is offering consolation in the form of two free months of its $24 subscription service.

Excuse me a subscription plan for a fucking charger? wtf-am-i-reading

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

The subscription plan is for the whole machine. It becomes a brick if you don't pay them $24 a month. Not just for the cell service that it relies on, but also because the "AI" shit that is its entire raison d'etre is all done on somebody else's computer in a datacenter somewhere.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

It's an overpriced defunct Siri

$700 for this PLUS subscription fucking tech bros.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Siri does the voice processing on device, I think, so it's actually worse than siri

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

“How could Lenin do that?”

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Some of these models are so small they can run on a phone. My keyboard app has a local lite LM in it lmao. It also runs local voice detection. Imagine paying that much for a paper weight that measures the circumference of your asshole and reports back to the FBI when open source apps handle it locally for free

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Its a new app in beta rn. Called Futo Keyboard. Saw it in a post on Lemmy the other day. They also have a voice entry app. All local. Runs very well despite the beta. It picked up on my typing habits very quickly

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Oh it works pretty well, will be good once it gets good support for other languages

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

It's fine! You subscribe to your very portable incendiary device only until it ignites.

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