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Women have two niches in life: looking beautiful and making babies

The first niche will be taken by sexbots

The second by artificial wombs

Society will suddenly realize it doesn't need women and those in power will quickly start replacing and disempowering them.

People like to consider the positive implications of technology but they don't like to consider the negative implications

The smart strategy for women would be to ban ALL of the following:

  • sexbots
  • artificial wombs
  • trans women

Nobody except women should be allowed to look sexy(feminine sexy), look female or bear children.

To some extent TERF women like @jk_rowling are smart enough to realize that it's essential to defend the female monopoly on this stuff. But the average woman just isn't strategic enough to go along with this, and there's (as always) a collective action problem so you get defectors.

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[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Men have two niches in life: looking beautiful and making phallic machines

The first niche will be taken by sexbots

The second, entertainingly, also by sexbots

Society will suddenly realize it doesn’t need men and those in power will quickly start replacing and disempowering them.

People like to consider the positive implications of technology but they don’t like to consider the negative implications

The smart strategy for men would be to ban ALL of the following:

 sexbots
 artificial dongs
 transformers

Nobody except men should be allowed to look sexy(manly sexy), look male or be bears.[1]

To some extent TUFF men like @RokoMijic are smart enough to realize that it’s essential to defend the male monopoly on this stuff. But the average man just isn’t strategic enough to go along with this, and there’s (as always) a collective action problem so you get defectors.


[1] Women get to keep the Oxford comma.

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Society could replace like 50-90% of men in leadership positions with answering machines that record what women say and play it back at a lower pitch to simulate a male voice claiming women’s ideas as their own. Also the answering machine has a strapon equipped

[-] gnomicutterance@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago

Wait, are we banning electrical boxes that transfer electrical energy between electrical circuits, or trucks that turn into weird little guys or sometimes are cassette tapes that turn into cats?

I can’t tell which one is a viable replacement for men.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Take Optimus Prime, for example:

Pros:

  • Strong as a Mac Truck
  • v tall
  • kind to children and animals
  • leads by building consensus
  • woke af

Cons:

  • Smells like diesel fumes
  • ~~not good for cuddles~~ (Edit: new information has come to light!)
[-] gnomicutterance@awful.systems 19 points 5 months ago

Counterpoint: I have read fanfiction where Optimus Prime is a pretty solid cuddler.

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