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[-] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 55 points 4 months ago

Where can I get these?

[-] teft@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

Just call 0121-824-0432 and they’ll fix your twig and berries.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 15 points 4 months ago

Anyone tried the number? I'm asking for a friend.

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago

That's the old number, the new one is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

So easy to remember

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

I used to work in a print shop, we made things like business cards and stuff, and we used to use that as our lorem ipsum of phone numbers.

Although because we're not savages like you are we used to write it correctly 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3

[-] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Did it actually fit? I always fill in that number if a website dares to ask my phone number and often packages arrive with the number not fully on it. Only jlcpcb got close and just misses the 3 haha

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 0 points 4 months ago

Well it was just text so it was just kinda small.

[-] david@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No no no, it's 0118 999 88199 9119 725
3. It's very clear from the song.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Need an American version of this

[-] Skydancer@pawb.social 8 points 4 months ago

Agreed - an American version of the NHS would be a massive improvement over what we have now.

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