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luv me rover, 'ate me small richard
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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
But you've invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it's unlikely to actually be true.
Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.