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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bonobos, primates like us and more closely related than baboons, do not.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean. They are a matriarchy. So one could say the oldest is the alpha female. Who only accepts a new female in the group if she's able to sexually satisfy the matriarch. And in case you want to see what bonobo gay sex looks like... don't. It looks like two sopping tumors rubbing against each other.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Oh thank god the tumors aren't dry.