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submitted 5 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Give us the cheat codes to your industry/place of work!

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[-] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Time to start using the middle finger, until the next data breach. Then the ring finger.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Can I use my dick head?

"You want me to unlock my phone? I used the head of my erect penis. I'm not going to get it up myself. Knock yourself the fuck out."

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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