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[-] flerp@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Hahahuaha jokes on them, they don't know I have a cat so I am sharing a chair with a female at this exact moment in time!

[-] uis@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Pet the cat. Pet the kitty! Now!

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

I do as I am commanded. The kitty has been pet.

[-] Armageddon@ttrpg.network 2 points 5 months ago

cat tax!

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