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This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.
Oh, him? Yeah, that's the Orc bartender PissMace.
Precumrapier
Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.
Due to circumcision beyond our control, it doesn't have a sheath
Believable. I once passed by a book titled "Common Circumcision Rituals of Orc Clans in the Great Southern Wastes" written by Dr. SpinalfluidHammer, MD. The cover was of the author holding a too-large knife covered in too much blood. He seemed happier than the situation called for.
SnotDart
You can't miss.
It Snot hard to hit target.
Sweatdart