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Anon smashes his head
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this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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Sincerely hope thats creative fiction and that there isn't someone who cracked their skull and thinks losing motor control is normal and okay.
I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound, but then they pivoted to whether they could now acceptably creep on dead girls, and I just see a problem that's about to solve itself.
Eh, if we had good data on what they were like before the incident, maybe.
This is all with the firm understanding that this $100% happened.
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But yeah, if this very real person did have a concussion they might also be having personality shift because of it. A good thing to keep in mind if you are dealing with a person who's had a big head smash.
"Yeah, I'm worried about my friend's personality shift. He doesn't want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing."
To be fair, they may be brain damaged.
People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.
So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?
Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.
Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.
now i know everything about insane Facebook users.
On a similar note I'm starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too
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Just to imagine make me feel sick 🤢
Tbf, they're saying "dead ghost girls". Wanting to romance a ghost is considerably less creepy than wanting to bang a corpse. At least the ghost must consent.