Good evening, good sir. We have a special for those who’ve won the internet today. A main dish of narwhal steak with a side of bacon, and for dessert, nutella cookie served by Emma Watson. (hexbear.net)

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Tonight’s entertainment will be a wholesome performance by Keanu Reeves. Enjoy, sirs.

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[-] NapoleonBlownApart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Bohemian Rhapsody plays quietly in the background until the mama mia part, when everyone in the whole restaurant loses their mind and sings along badly

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