156
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I'll take a machete and a shot gun thanks.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

That's if you spot it before it grabs you. I imagine it's gonna be hard to aim a shotgun or swing a machete once the snake starts constricting you.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The one thing snakes like this do quickly is grab and coil around their prey. Everything else is slow slow slow. You’d really need some sort of pepper spray in a breakable tube that activates upon constriction. Hmmmmm….

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

You spelled flamethrower wrong.

[-] OZFive@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Your autocorrect accidentally replaced the word aerial bombing.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

My spell check gave me .... thermo nuclear device

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Damn, hate it when that happens.

[-] Smc87 3 points 2 months ago

You mean orbital bombing?

this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2024
156 points (98.8% liked)

Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'

753 readers
27 users here now

Rules:

  1. News must be from a reliable source. No tabloids or sensationalism, please.

  2. Try to keep it safe for work. Contact a moderator before posting if you have any doubts.

  3. Titles of articles must remain unchanged; however extraneous information like "Watch:" or "Look:" can be removed. Titles with trailing, non-relevant information can also be edited so long as the headline's intent remains intact.

  4. Be nice. If you've got nothing positive to say, don't say it.

Violators will be banned at mod's discretion.

Communities We Like:

-Not the Onion

-And finally...

founded 11 months ago
MODERATORS