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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (5 children)
[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

He had like 30 goddamn dicks...

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

T̵̯̟̭̙̓̈́h̵̫͑͒͋ͅͅe̶͉͎̊́̍͜͝͝ ̴̫̖́͐̅̽͗W̶̨͔̃ą̸̖̭͑͗̃̀ͅs̷̛͙͗̎̓͜ḧ̷̼̣̯͕̓i̸̱͛̈́͆n̷̖̿̐̑ͅģ̴͒͛͆͛ţ̸̖̲̟̜͂o̴̞̓ṋ̵̘̗͔͌̔̈́̚,̷̯͇͛̐͒͛̚ ̸̛̥͑͊̏͝h̷̙̦͕̍̀̍͘e̸̟̜͛̋́́ ̴͇͔̅͐̚͝͝ć̵̡̛͔͓̦ͅỏ̶̱̻̝̜̾ͅm̶͖̗̤̳̏̔̓͗̂ĕ̶̢͔͚̺̞s̷͍̈́.̴̝͇̼́̒̓̈

[–] Synthuir@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

He’ll save children, but not the British children

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I heard he could not tell a lie; he gnawed down a cherry tree with his wooden teeth and then threw it all the way across the Potomac, then told everybody about it.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's the part before the inverter duh

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

We call it an impossible meatre in Europe

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Crossed the Delaware