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[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 198 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed "100%"

yeah that tracks.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 128 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

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