OldManBOMBIN

People who ignore problems are assholes. You know you have a problem, so just don't ignore it and you'll be fine.

You stand at a fork in the road now - one path leads to you and your friends laughing about that time you almost went crazy; the other, to potentially serious, and possibly deadly, consequences.

NTA, for now.

Thank you sir

That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.

Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone's phones have started auto-capitalizing "internet"? I often wonder why that is.

No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.

I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.

Nah you're good; I'm just Mandela Effecting people

You should repost versions of this in different communities with the I and E swapped just to fuck with people

Edit: wait a sec was it already like that? I could've sworn it was the other way around when I left this comment.

Man, our musical tastes couldn't be more different. We should start a reality TV show together

We live in a society, am I right?

I agree with your comment.

I dunno, I mean "song" is a pretty broad term. I'm pretty sure if I'd ever figured out how to work Fruity Loops I could probably prove you wrong there. As long as you're not expecting anything you'd enjoy listening to.

This is how my cousin talked me into letting her peg me