I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.