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[–] teft@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.

[–] halykthered@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 year ago

They will Lay your Minotaur

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago

Uuugh, so they're sending the bard again!

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

Feats of great strength and cunting

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Will they bring glory to me and my house?

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They will have sex with your house