Swedneck

incomprehensible how people could be attracted to something without a long lusicous beard cascading down their hairy chest, with a pungent odour of sweat, beer, and glyphid guts

this is what happens when you decide to stop eating meat but still want some familiar protein

Are we really particularly worried about china? that's not the impression i get.

maybe people living near popular bike trails should consider that fact before moving in

populations increasing in those places also ruins their quaintness, since no one moving into a rural village does so without a car nor can they tolerate even the slightest fucking inconvenience like horses on the road and such.

i mean, that quite clearly doesn't apply to sunglasses

you can however install Private Lock from f-droid (or directly from github if that's your jam), which does that stuff automatically when the phone gets shaked/dropped:
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/com.wesaphzt.privatelock/

Still not as good but at least it's automatic, and afaik in many jurisdictions cops can only force you to unlock it with biometrics, and absolute worst case it makes things slighly more annoying for them so they might give up.

ah, maybe it only defaults to it on web

do we have a source for this? because this is unfortunately precisely the kind of thing people would generate these days..

frankly just relieved they didn't get turbocancer

..though they might just develop normal cancer, we'll just have to wait and see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWdXxWT8z4