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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 206 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Don't forget the inevitable "3 months ago we were made aware of a breach of the BONTO! servers. What information was taken? Bet you'd like to know wouldn't you. What have we done about this situation? Fuck you, that's what."

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BUT . . .But. To make it up to you we’ve also sold your info to a “Privacy Lock” company who will sell you something imaginary for as long as you pay them. That’ll totally fix it.

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 months later; privacy lock company is breached

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Oh it was an Eastern European shell this whole time and they have my social security number for some reason

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