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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 month ago

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

[-] png@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

.... to remove kebab

[-] Birbatron@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be

It's the republic not the empire

Sorry I'll leave now

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

That's a grudgin

[-] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024

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