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Anon is a true romantic
(lemmy.world)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Honesty bad. Only good if you're a good boy who don't want no sex.
It's called tact. Maybe even basic social interaction. Also "to get barebacked"? How is that supposed to be appealing?
Hey, guess what. I like girls, but if an attractive girl comes up to me and says, "want me to shove my clam in your face?" my answer is going to be "what the fuck is wrong with you."
You see, if women were actually interested in men, that wouldn't be a thing. Apparently 80% of them are not. If a girl comes asking me for the throne like that, it's gonna depend on the girl. Looks clean and healthy? Aww yeah, I'm not busy! Maybe I'll call for an STD test with that kind of attitude.
Not everyone is that pathetic. Most of us actually want to interact with people and find out what they’re like before fucking them.
That only makes sense if you're trying to have kids. Doesn't matter for just sex. I would definitely recommend at least making sure they're not the condom sabotage type. There's nothing pathetic about casual sex. That mentality comes from jealousy. Go enjoy what you like. It doesn't have to be that deep.
Are you the guy who wrote this green text? Go touch some grass kid....
I touch grass plenty. 😏
Lol not jealousy, just not so desperate I’d fuck anything that moves. I guess I can afford to have standards.
Your standards are just different from mine, and honestly kind of lame. I'd fuck anything that looks good and isn't gonna make me sick or baby trap me. I've also got a standard for participation. Not interested in dead fish. Pretty high standards for looks and safety. Let me know how your 'standards' help your sex experience or how they're even related.