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Anon meets his dream girl
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this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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Bro you don't like girls with big boobs and a huge butt and a soft tummy? You don't think they can be pretty? I dunno, seems pretty gay. Nothing wrong with not being attracted to women of course, you do you.
Haha that's the worse bait in the world.
The premise being you are only straight if you are attracted to all women? No. It's general consensus that fat women are less attractive to most guys. It's all over the media. But whatever, I don't care if you like em big.
Big boobs aren't all that. Some girls have tiny boobs and they can be amazing. Fat girl boobs are more fat than boob though, it's not a positive in my opinion. Like someone said "a fat girl bragging about having big boobs is like someone saying their car is fast because its going over a cliff" I'm not sure what exactly going on but its the same as how your fat male friends boob doesn't feel like a boob. Fat butt can be nice to an extent, but only when the woman has youth on her side. Tummy well, no that's not even worth going after. Flat tummy is thought of as being attractive because of showing fertility.
Poor bait man, haha lol.
I'm not attracted to a woman because I want to have babies with her, I'm attracted because she's hot. What'll you incels come up with next, skull shape as a measurement of attractiveness? Nobody gives a fuck. You like small mid-pubescent boobs, I like big soft boobs that bulge into the space between my fingers when I hold them. I'm sure you've never experienced that joy, though.
It's okay to be gay. I'm gay too. I'm an enby and I like enbies with big boobs, butts, and bellies. You like flat chests and tiny butts, the opposite of me, but since you're a man that makes you gay.
So you're saying people are gay, when the women they like aren't feminine enough for you?
I'm only saying it to fuck with this fatphobic incel. He's an asshole and I think it'll make him feel bad.
I'm like 90% sure you're being homophobic in the weirdest way possible
Well I'm gay, so I probably wouldn't be homophobic intentionally. I must not know I'm being homophobic. Can you explain it?
You’re accusing someone of being gay for not sharing your own preferences then hiding behind being gay.
Straight up homophobia.
I'm accusing a misgynist incel of being gay. I would think no less of him for being gay, but he would. There is homophobia in what I'm saying, but it's his. I'm borrowing his homophobia to fuck with him.
Idk man, still seems really homophobic
Yes, it's his. You're noticing me using his homophobia. None of it is coming from me, I'm just speaking in his language and letting him draw his own conclusions about the subjective value of what I assert
Yet you're the one spreading it
Chubby chaser
Haha you're funny.
Affection is somewhat correlated with health and fertility. That's what makes people hot, to a point.
I have no idea what you are but as long as you stay over there, do what you like and have fun.
"somewhat"
Buddy, I am 100% certain you jerk off to anime girls, despite the fact that they don't have ANY health or fertility, because they're 2D. A fat girl has a much better chance of carrying your babies than your waifu. Fertility is not the reason for your disgust. If you wanna real talk for a second, the reason you're not attracted to fat girls is because society has conditioned you to have a disgust reaction to them. And disgust tends to nullify arousal. You're not your own person, you're just a puppet of mainstream media, liking what they tell you to like. You've absorbed a bunch of fatphobic tropes that have affected your feelings. Not the other way around. Me? I'm my own person. I'm an independent thinker. That's why I like big boobies, and you don't.
I think you're mixing cause and effect up with that whole media bit. Especially because big boobs and butts are popular in the media. You're leaning your whole argument on the popularity of big boobs while trying to say that you're going against the grain by being into them.
I didn't say I don't like big boobs. I don't like boobs that are just big because the woman is overweight.
I think there is more to it than the media and I think you do too.
In tired of your trolling so enjoy!