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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg (clickhole.com)
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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.

[–] worldwidewave@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account