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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I know the meme is that people use it to look at their poop, but honestly the main advantage is the 0% chance of water splashing up. I will take this design over the "standard" ones any day.

[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

Have found that putting a little bit of TP in the water before commencing the act helps a lot to avoid Poseidon's kiss.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I once stopped in urgent need of a toilet at the dirtiest little gas station in the middle of nowhere, where the one guy on duty directed me out back to a foul, stunningly filthy toilet. After doing my business I arose and, turning to face the toilet, flushed. It was an old flush mechanism where the water just kind of fell in from all sides, causing a kind of trapped tsunami to eject a single drop of fresh poop water 7 feet up in the air and down straight into my mouth.

If my many decades of life have taught me anything, it's to close my mouth when flushing or scrubbing the toilet.

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

thanks I hate it

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah thats the strat, but it wastes a bunch of toilet paper...

[-] FriedRice@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

But what about just poop on some toilet paper, make no splash, and the smell is still not so hard, as with the dutch/German toilet

[-] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 11 points 4 months ago

You haven't thought of the smell!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

What kind of rock hard dookes are you laying?

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Probably standard European fibre rich turds.

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