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WYR: Fly low or jump high
(lemmy.zip)
Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
The trick is just barely beating everybody, so as to not be disqualified.
Some athletes who break world records again and again and not set one peak performance bc they get paid more that way.