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"This wenche thikke" - Geoffrey Chaucer, the Father of English literature (lemmy.world)
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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

I like fair hair and I will not lie
You other poets can't deny
That when a wench walks in
With eyes as grey as glass
And a well-developed arse
You get...

... Recognised as one of the leading influences on English literature.

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

...bone, approach her chaperone
Egads! Her posterior's grown
Shocked by the gown she's wearing
I'm flustered and can't stop staring

My lady, dance to this quartet
And take your portrait
My fellows tried to warn me
But with that bustle you've acquired makes (me so horny)
Ooh, lead dust smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my coach?
Well, stop short, stop short
Indeed, you're not the average escort

I've observe her dancing
Lucifer take romancing
She's refined of course
The appearance of a purebred horse
I'm tired of broad printings
Declaring modest rumps are the thing
Take the average Moor man and ask him aye
She must possess wide thighs

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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