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Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery (slrpnk.net)
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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

"You should ask for a refund."