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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 weeks ago

Joke's on the robber. He'll have to shoot me since I'm a neckbeard loser and don't possess any valuables. Checkmate.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Easy, just grow a neckbeard thick enough to block the bullets

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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