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You don't have to put on the red light
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this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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That did not go according to plan at all!
The plan:
ME: "Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE"
ALEXA: "Calling the police"
phone ringing
ME: staring at burglar
BURGLAR: staring at me
phone ringing some more
EMERGENCY OPERATOR: "Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?"
BURGLAR: staring at me
ALEXA: "There is a robbery taking place at..."
BURGLAR: looking at me
ME: whistling
EMERGENCY OPERATOR: "Alright, we'll dispatch officers immediately. Stay safe"
ALEXA: "Thank you" hangs up
BURGLAR: going to fetch a chair
ME: twiddling my thumbs
BURGLAR: cleaning his gun for a solid four minutes
ME: looking at my shoes for a good three more minutes
sirens becoming audible in the distance
BURGLAR: "Oh no!" runs away