Okay, I thought finding out a dude I was seeing's mom was the crank that was my nemesis during Jr high for yelling at us for skating this sick spot that was TWO HOUSES AWAY FROM HERS, she'd walk over and yell at us and one time after a friend bailed she took his skateboard home with her and his parents called.the cops on her to get it back and then fucking on her bed when he was housesitting was something else.