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Anon quits their job
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
people think I died
receives flowers
Checks note that came with them
"Get well soon."
Maybe they didn’t actually think you died, and you’re just making bold assumptions.
It's not wise to make fun of zombies.