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Anon has trouble assimilating (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] wesker 132 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You don't fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 41 points 2 months ago

Apart from the pillow's involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

You don't fuck it

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago

What about the couch?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago

Only if you're a weird Republican

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 months ago

Couches are sluts, they're up for anything.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

If it'll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

[-] wesker 8 points 2 months ago

Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.

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