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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. 😬

[-] MMNT@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Use a damp sponge next time, unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm. That one should contain your saliva.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm

Tell me more! How does one acquire a lover in the dragon realm?

[-] Babbiorsetto 11 points 1 week ago

Most use a dating app named Cinder

[-] recursive_recursion@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I'd personally recommend Spire

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Hah.. I assume you were referencing this, but just in case you're not familiar...

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I used Ember....

trust me, do not use that one

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