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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago

Skill issue, proper punctuation would've prevented bad faith jokes...

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

That's not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Bad faith jokes are not bad per se, I just don't have a better name...

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They’re called “dad jokes”, not “bad jokes”. Spelling matters.

BTW here’s a bad faith joke:
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired… just like my faith in God.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side, where he was meeting his church group to tell them he would no longer be attending.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That’s a good one. When I heard it though, he was a thespian: a bad faith actor.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

The period goes inside the quotation mark, Mr. Grammar.

[-] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's actually something that varies from country to country.

the American style places commas and periods inside the quotation marks, even if they are not in the original material. British style (more sensibly) places unquoted periods and commas outside the quotation marks. For all other punctuation, the British and American styles are in agreement: unless the punctuation is part of the quoted material, it goes outside the quotation marks.

https://www.thepunctuationguide.com/british-versus-american-style.html

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It’s always bothered me when writing technical documentation, that I would put the period or the comma outside of the quotes (since that’s what my English teachers always told me) but I am quoting something very specific which does not include the punctuation mark.

But when I’m not writing tech docs, I try to follow that “rule.”

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It depends on the country.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shot through the heart and you're to blame. Darlin', you give joke a bad name.

[-] DBNinja@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Don't bring religion into this!

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