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[โ€“] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 72 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure it went more like:

"Boy I sure am hungry, but there's no food for a poor person like me to buy! I wonder if boiling the hooves of this horse would be tasty?"

"Well, not really tasty, but kinda gummy. And when it cooled it got hard and dried pretty clear and the stirrer stuck to whatever I placed it on! I wonder what else I can use this waste product for then?"

[โ€“] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Imagine eating a bunch of horse glue thinking it's food, now you can't shit cause your insides are filled with cemented glue