Another point against SpongeBob's statue, it got me in trouble in elementary school.

Our class did some lesson on the cis-teen chapel. And I thought, "oh, Michaelangelo! Like that statue in SpongeBob." So I drew that statue with the clam shell and all. And then I had to meet with child and family services and convince them my dad wasn't diddling me. Well jokes on them, he was and they didn't even figure that out!