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[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Meta could build a set of glasses that lets me view Pluto, washes the dishes, and gives me a loving blowjob, and I wouldn't let them get within 10m of me.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
[-] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

With a sandpaper tongue and diamond studded grilles.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Nope cant do it without the powdered Carolina ghost pepper water.

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2024
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