1. I read The Hobbit when I was like 5, maybe even 4, and I absolutely thought the elves were like Christmas elves because I had no other concept and if anything in the text contradicted that, it went over my head.

(cw: Harry Potter bellow)

3. accidentally seeing sex scenes in movies when really young made me think that sex was when you made out with someone whilest naked until I was like ... twelve. Despite the fact that apparently my mom had a frank sex talk with me when I was really young that I dont even remember. Like the only difference in my head between making out and sex was if you had clothes on.