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That why the Romans won so many wars, their enemies were clearly distracted :3
But then how do you explain the Roman victory over the naked Gaesatae in the Battle of Telamon?
Nudity is barbaric; you have to tactically show your goods. Tease them, or it's just clinical, tbh.