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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 weeks ago

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 80 points 3 weeks ago

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 77 points 3 weeks ago

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 3 weeks ago

I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there's no way a common person would apply them the other way.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

As a gigachad I can confirm.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

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