This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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Frankly all of 4chan should.
But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.
I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world's miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid's name? 4chan.
4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won't even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet's best memes come out of there.
Assuming only a place of pure misery could produce those memes
4chan is what the internet would look like if everything had the bare minimum of moderation. Actually a very interesting case study about the human psyche, and I've had many a interesting conversation on there, especially early internet days.
Is it a shithole? Overall, yes. But the right board at the right time is truly early internet ethos.
If the entire internet was as unmoderated as 4chan, it would be a lot less extreme than 4chan is.
But since there are only very few places like that, all the weirdos and nazis congregate there, cause that's where they don't get banned for using the n-word.
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Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Only irreparables.
This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think
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most of them were social outcasts long before 4chan. That's actually how they got there in the first place.
Everyone will be having pleasant conversations outside, but these guys won't.
Imagine being so obsessed by black dick as 4Chan.
interact with people
Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.
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Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.
Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?
Gonial angle is this:
Canthal tilt is that:
As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.
Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30
how do you bring out the protractor on dates?
Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.
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I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.
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As a gigachad I can confirm.
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I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."
Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better
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You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.
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Interacting face-to-face with non-degenerates results in normal chat. Whoda thunk?
I think their cope is that "people aren't mentioning that but they think it" etc
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Lemmy in a nutshell too tbh.
I don't know what boards you're on, but wow. Not the experience I'm having on Lemmy. You might wanna check your subscribes.
go outside
interact with people
nobody is talking about linux
nobody is talking about the bad thing that amazon did today
nobody is talking about self hosting or privacy
everyone just having normal and relatively pleasant conversation and going on with their day
No one is accusing me of raping a cow (I got a milkshake)
No one is blaming me specifically for the state of the environment (I drive a car to get my milkshake)
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I like how ambiguously
This place
can either mean "4chan" or "outside."
I'm pretty sure political extremism works the same way.
I have friends from high school who fell into the alt-right rabbit hole. They are obsessed with transgenderism. If you believe their depressing timelines, trans people are absolutely everywhere, behaving like total degenerates and grooming kids left and right. They send me an unhealthy amount of videos to prove their claims.
Meanwhile in the real world, I've encountered maybe 5 trans people that I recognized as such, and they were behaving normally, and not one tried to groom my kids! But if I tell them that they dismiss it on account of my woke mind virus / Trump derangement syndrome. They're single, don't have kids, and spend most of their time doomscrolling or watching the French version of Fox News, but they know better than me what's going on in my kids' school...
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Fake, we occasionally mention OnlyFans even when outside
No one maybe talking about lookism but they're practicing it.
Because online, people only talk about those things.
In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you're not looking.
As if anon would call those conversations normal or pleasant.
What, no mention of phrenology? I've lost touch with 4chan, too much grass touching for me.
Dude, there’s a whole TV channel for BBC and people talk about it all the time IRL
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Wait! Step-sister, this is wrong!
I don't know half the terms used and I'm pretty sure I never want to.
Terms like "outside", "people", "dating", "pleasent conversations" and "touch with reality"?
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what if going outside means walking across a half ass tarmac parking lot and then sitting at a bus stop with homeless people for 30 minutes
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