Blackmist

Get your paper straw. Immediately poke it through a massive plastic lid. All of it's still coated with plastics so it can't be recycled anyway. Top drawer.

Pfft, that's just S2E6 of Red Dwarf. How tame.

I don't understand why they're building all this infrastructure in the USA.

Surely this is one of the most expensive places in the world to build, staff, maintain, and power a large AI data centre?

Users probably just moved to Reddit /r/watchpeopledie instead, before they decided money was important and blocked all the questionable shit.

It still lives at watchpeopledie.tv, presumably scarring a new generation of 12 year olds.

Is that where some guy with a hook for a hand was buried?

If they want people addicted to an AI, it's going to have to be a lot better than fucking Copilot.

As slop generators go, it's about the sloppiest.

No mudguards? In a suit?

Yes, but before Valve you had a lot more choice, because you could buy things in actual shops. I didn't have to wait until the handful of predetermined "sale weeks" a year to actually get games at budget prices.

And it's not just Valve, but if they ever go public or bust, you'll all wonder how you were ever fooled for so long.

When does the right think corrupt government is the problem?

They're too busy blaming everything on whatever that corrupt government tells them to.

TFW The Blues Brothers sneaks into your training data.

Pretty much all story heavy games are like this now, and have been for some time.

Uncharted 4 was like 2 hours in before you even got to shoot anyone.

Oh god, now I can look forward to an entire game of her name being pronounced wrong.

The really need to hire an Icelandic person for like an hour. Even though I don't speak Icelandic, it's agonising.